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Childhood never really dies -- it just gets repressed. So while we're grinding away in an office from 9 to 5, we may allow ourselves some video games in our spare time, but we have to give up the really fun stuff -- the climbing, the jumping, the pretending to be at war with the Nazis in our backyard.
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Oklahoma D-Day is, quite simply, the largest paintball game in the world. It's a recreation of World War II in paintball form, and it draws nearly 4,000 people annually. That's more than the British brought into the Battle of Bunker Hill.
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The contestants are divided into Axis and Allied teams, assigned to units, and invited to experience the hell of war in a mostly bathroom cabinet non-lethal environment. Luckily for all involved, the organizers opt not to end the tournament each year by detonating a paintball atom bomb. #5. The Wanton Destruction Club (New Jersey)
Admit it: How many of you play a game like Grand Theft Auto purely for the chance to just roam around and wreck shit? For most of us, there is a primal satisfaction in destroying things, bathroom cabinet an impulse that society is really big on suppressing, for some reason. Well, friends, we want to tell you about the Destruction Company of New Jersey, bathroom cabinet a private club that enabled its members to go medieval on any item they wanted, more or less.
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The club had access to an old warehouse and rooftop space where the orgy of destruction took place. They report that their most popular items were technology, like computers, laptops, and iPads, which seems completely reasonable for anyone who's ever wanted to chuck their bricked PC out a four-story window.
Perhaps surprisingly for those who assume this madness is fueled by an overabundance bathroom cabinet of testosterone, the club also claimed that 40 percent of their members are women, including one who signed up so that she could destroy a bunch of her ex-husband's stuff.
Apparently, wanton destruction does have a therapeutic benefit , as therapists from Spain have already known for years. "Destructotherapy" is a legitimate form of therapy that lauds the curative power of beating random bathroom cabinet objects to a violent pulp, which proves that psychology is finally catching up to what we've been telling them for centuries. #4. The World's Biggest Climbing Wall (Switzerland)
Kids like climbing things. It's another passion that decades of spirit-crushing office work tends to squeeze out of you, but the popularity of climbing walls at gyms attests to the fact that dragging our bodies up a vertical incline is still something bathroom cabinet we yearn for. Why not take it to the limit and visit Switzerland, bathroom cabinet where you can tackle this bastard? (Note: Those tiny dots are people.)
Holy shit! The Diga di Luzzone is the closest you'll ever come to climbing the wall from Game of Thrones . The largest artificial climbing wall in the world is actually built into the side of a dam above a pants-soiling free-fall drop of 540 feet.
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