In a move that took both Wall Street, and Main Street USA, by surprise, the world s largest nation h

In a move that took both Wall Street, and Main Street USA, by surprise, the world s largest nation has announced the acquisition of the world s largest white kitchen retailer. The Beijing-based People s Republic white kitchen of China will acquire the Bentonville Arkansas-based Wal-Mart white kitchen in straight swap of US Federal debt for the retailer s outstanding stock. The transaction is expected to close immediately, and will result in the renaming of all 8,500 Wal-Mart stores as Great Wall Mart , and the rebranding white kitchen of the retailer s Sam s Club outlets as Mao s Club.
It s long been time for China to take its rightful place on the world stage of mass-market retailing hegemony , said Chinese Prime Minister Wen Jiabao, who will take on the additional title of CEO/Party Chief of the combined operations. We intend white kitchen follow in the spiritual footsteps of our visionary forefathers, Sam Walton and Mao Tse-tung , said Mr. Wen, in a live broadcast from the company s new headquarters in the Shenzhen. Sam gave us Low Prices , and Mao introduced the concept of D?jià lèsèràng qúnzhòng m?nyì, (?????????)which, translated literally, means cheap crap to keep the masses happy.